TKO at the DQ

Dairy Queen gets slaughtered in this review over at Serious Eats. Hey, fuck this guy - back in the 90's DQ reset their menu with an "ultimate burger" that was awesome (although to paraphrase Duane Thomas, if it was the ultimate why'd they make any others?), and chicken strips with a white pepper cream gravy was my slice. Of course I'm only saying all this because it's been more than ten minutes since I reminded you I banged my girlfriend in a DQ bathroom. Suck it, h8rs!