Saw this dude on Breakfast Speicals 2, part of the wonderful PBS series that has included such classics as Sandwiches That You Will Like and The Hot Dog Show, among others.
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT THIS GUY?!?!!?!??! He gives out scores by the grease stain!!!!
He's living my "When I Become a Billionaire" life, right in front of my face!