From the original
Mrs. Xmastime list of 2006:
DENISE RICH
(ex-wife of Mark rich, dude pardoned by Clinton)
WEEKS ON THE CHARTS: 198
PROS:
Another horse-face, and with over-tanned orange skin that gives her a
slutty, fake look. Always seems to wear silky sexy clothes. RICH. Can
hook me up with Bill Clinton. Has that “happy-dumb-fuck-bunny” look, so I
might be able to fool her into hooking up with me.
CONS: Appears to
live on another planet. Also she’s a “songwriter”, so I’ll be forced to
sit there while she plays me her dreadful Lilith Fair-esque cuts. Ugh.
Also, looks to be too dumb even for me. Would drive Theodore insane with
her comments during "Entertainment Tonight"
ODDS: 20%. Might be the
only girl on this list I’d hafta dump after a few weeks. “Denise! Shut
up! You’re an idiot!! And your songs SUCK!!”
WELL well well...
LOOK who's a widow now! Don't worry baby, I'm coming!
(breaking my IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS case of Canoe cologne.)
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