Xmastime Thoughts on the Death of DOMA

What’s next – letting people marry their pets? A goldfish lives what, one, two years? Then its replaced, so now I gotta go out and buy ANOTHER gift, and get dressed up and go to ANOTHER wedding? Really? "I'm marrying this shoe, we're registered at Macy's." Should I just go ahead and get a second job so I can afford all these fucking weddings?!?