I would like to submit that the movie-sequels "riff" from below was not soley my own; my buddy Will and I have had this riff going for years. So let's give credit where credit is due. Other things about Will:
- "not comfortable" watching porn
- does not like eggs or milk (freak)
- once shit his pants in school in 5th grade
- once led my squad of squads, DT & the Shakes (look them up fuckfaces)
- played football in the vaunted Northern Neck District.
- played tennis in high school. Which, of course, makes him gay.
- previously owned my first car, a 1978 Ford fiesta. Sigh.
- only person on record as actually ordering, and eating, the fish fillet from McDonalds. They LOOOOOOVE when he comes rolling in.
- goes to White Castle, orders the fried clams, and then has the chutzpah to be disgusted with them. Wow.
- Might be the slowest human runner on earth. and I'm including my Aunt Pat on that list.
3 comments:
what about the "never watched an episode of friends" thing?
no Dbag. it's joe godsy.
fuck.
i'ma slap the shit out of you next time i see your sorry ass.
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