Things in Dick Cheney's Life That end in "Ooter" That Give Him trouble (or rhymes, anyway)

1) SCOOTER – as in Libby, as in gee, turns out the Veep may have given the thumbs-up to leak classified info, including the name of a CIA agent. Meanwhile, 2 gay dudes in Idaho can’t get married, cause that would, you know, threaten national security.
2) SHOOTER – as in whenever someone gets blasted in the face with a shotgun, there must be a shooter, which in this case of course was the big Veep. Of course, this wasn’t a case of real hunting, with real, mobile animals or even real shotguns. Luckily, this was a case of a coupla shitheads sitting in the woods wishing their dicks were bigger.
3) COOTER – as in slang for “vagina”, which Cheney’s daughter loves to munch. That’s okay darling, me too. Of course, my dad hasn’t spent a lifetime of public service dedicated to keeping two chicks from marrying each other, but hey.
4) NEUTER – as in “to castrate”, as in what the big Veep does to the sitting president when he, you know, SHOOTS SOMEONE IN THE FACE and then doesn’t bother telling the president; all this of course after 5 years of hearing grumblings that the VP is running the show and that the president himself is just a dumb, slightly retarded puppet mouthpiece. Way to go, shitforbrains. Helping the team!
5) HOOTERS – as in the greatest restaurant in the world…maybe next time they decide to go “hunting”, Cheney & his Gang can make things a little easier on themselves and walk into a Hooters and shoot up a nice, big plate of hot wings. Hey, they USED to be birds. Dick, pitchers are omly $10!!!!
6) LOOTER – as in what this shithead turned thousands of people into when hurricane Katrina destroyed a whole chunk of the country. Well, except for the white people, who were of course only “finding” things…
7) INTRUDER – as in what many people in this country see the big Veep and his buddy W to be as they sit in the White House and try to completely destroy everyone’s lives. Well, except those people that are white, filthy rich and served under "Daddy", anyways
8) From the ROOTER to the TOOTER – I’m not sure which one is which, but whichever one means “asshole”, which is what fuckhead is.