Thursday, January 04, 2007

Stupid Is as...What Was I Saying?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/03/AR2007010301611_pf.html

(sorry, my links thing is effed up)

Amazing, isn't it? Apparently an oversized sense of entitlement can be contagious, and the entire Republican Party have caught the bug from the White House. Just like their stance on torture, these idiots have chosen to stand with their arms crossed and bottom lip stuck out whining "Let us do what we wanna do no matter what, tell us what we want to hear, bwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!!!" What? THIS is the best the GOP think tank can come up with: act like a spoiled baby-dick with a full diaper? Unbelievable. would love to be a fly on the wall at those bull sessions. But here's what kills me - just like with torture in this war, this "strategy" ta-da! DOES NOT WORK. In both cases, it's not even like we can complain "well, I don't approve of the methods, but it sure gets results..." With torture, either we're doing it on someone who is innocent and scared shitless and therefore will say anything to get out of being waterboardrd, be it the truth or not, or we're doing it to someone whose very reason for being is to die a martyr and is more than willing to die at the hands of the filthy Americans. And now we have a Republican Congress who thinks acting like this is gonna make things go their way. Absurd. This is what the brainiacs have come up with. This is what shocks me every day with this gang - their sheer, for lack of a better word, stupidity. It'd be one thing if they were conniving and brilliant and actually got shit done right, even while being deceitful; but every day we're confronted with yet another case of head-shaking stupidity. A smaller example is Guiliani's playbook landing in the hands of enemies. Which, of course he is outraged about, that someone would stoop so low as to find the dossier and take advantage of it. I'm sure he would've returned Obama's book without looking in it and leaking it. Hmm. Hey, maybe it was innocently lost, maybe there were nefarious goings on, maybe Hillary blew someone to get it, doesn't matter - the point is, someone in his camp was fucking stupid enough to let such a simple, asinine thing happen. It's as simple as that.

And now that they don't have absolute power to shove down our throats anymore, these jackasses are actually standing up in public and demanding that we forget their sheer incompetence, their staggering stupidity and their arrogance and, to phrase their leader, "Stay the Course." Unbelievable.

And one last word on stupidity and entitlement...I'm declaring a moratorium on making fun of Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie et al. No more "dissing" them for being so rich and famous and in the news all the time for no real talent or reason when the very people that are laughing and making such derogatory claims are the same ones that voted someone just like them into the White House. Say what you want, but W got in because he's ridiculously rich, hyper-connected and was a floating, semi-jobless celeb who always brought the best blow to the party. He is the Paris Hilton of Presidents. Unqualified, vacuous and a fucking joke. Of course, the difference is her worst crime is showing her crotch every 6 weeks. So until we actually vote someone in with some qualifications and at least a piece of a brain, lay off these chicks and think of the example that we as voters have set.

1 comment:

ope said...

sinew! always cooks.