Thursday, February 15, 2007

Couple More Years, We Can REALLY Suck!!

Oh, goody!! Now 3 of the biggest powers in the world are joining forces, basically saying screw the US, we'll make do ourselves. This is what happens when we crown a king, when we let our king send us off to wars for his (and his cronies) own financial/political gain, all while telling the rest of the world/UN to go fuck themselves. Cause hey, we're cowboys! From Texas!!! We kick ass! We take names!!!

And of course, these other countries must be crazy; we're America, we are inherently and morally right, no matter what. We are always in the right just, you know, because. This whole attitude we've all grown up with seemed great at the time "We're America, of course we're the best!" But events of recent years actually remind me of the senseless, spoiled uber-rich girls I see on "The Real Housewives of Orange County" or MTV's "Sweet 16" who claim that it's okay to demand such lavishness and excess because "I deserve it!" Really? Why? Cause you exist, cause you say so? “But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "that's not the same, those are just idiots on tv, the lowest common denomiator!"...and guess what, Sherlock Dumbass? That's EXACTLY what I'm saying - we've become the vapid, shallow and dumb common denominator. "Countries should do as we say, we're #1 cause we deserve it! Yaaaay!"

This is what happens when we put these born-on-3rd-base elitists in power in the first place. See the press conference yesterday when W was asked well, why should we believe you this time, when your "intelligence" was wrong before? And he couldn't give an answer; he stamped and hawed, you could tell he was furious "because, because it's me!! my mommy says I'm great!!!" Just like the State of the Union surge stuff - these people have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and their big reason for us to get behind them one more time? "heeeeey, guys! it's us! relax, we're on a beer run as we speak!" No reason for us to believe them, or for them even being in power except that they exist and they're spoiled pussy-babies who can't imagine a world that is not their nanny. Unreal.

You know, maybe instead of doing our usual chest-pounding and shining our boots so we can break them off in someone's ass, maybe we can take a step back and ask ourselves why we've become the kid on the bus who eats his own boogers that no one wants to play with. The rest of the world matters, no matter what some Texas-bred braying ass we keep putting in the White House says. Where the hell do you think these black kids celebrities adopt come from?? Camon, people!!! Bill Maher hits some notes here.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting how in 1994, when millions of innocent black Tutsis were being systematically slaughered in Rwanda, and President Bush Sr. was unable to arouse much response from the international community and of course his hands were tied...

According to Democratic sources:

http://www.dccc.org/stakeholder/archives/000513.html

And Clinton followed suit:
http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/20872/

When Intelligence was 100% correct, people in high places failed to act on behalf of innocent villagers hacked to death. Yay, Clinton!! At least he saved most of our boys.

Now get out there and adopt a little black baby!!!

Anonymous said...

CUZ THE WORLD MATTERS!!!

Xmastime said...

so....as long as someone in the Democratic party was wrong 10 years ago, it's okay for the present administration to keep fucking up? wow! you got me!!! ZINGER!!!! gee, if only Lincoln had thought like that. "fuck it, nobody else freed the slaves, why should i?"

that's how we lose moral authority and leadership. you know. L-E-A-D-E-R-S-H-I-P.

Anonymous said...

Simmer down now...Simmer...

Look, ALL the bobos mean well.
The outcome determines public opinion, and this one is a blood bath, not unlike what Lincoln had on his hands. Simmmer....Different scenerio but you brought it up. Obviously Lincoln made some enemies....but he did what he felt was the right thing at the time and now he sits as a Hero. I wonder if those Southern Cross flyin' how do you say Rubes, are harboring any contempt?


Hey...Roughly 800,000 were murdered in Rwanda, while people who could have done something didn't. In the end the Tutsis, funded by US $$ were able to fight back. Let's hope this is the way it goes in Iraq.


History has shown that even in the presense of good intelligence, factual evidence, many LEADERS have stood by and turned a deaf ear to the cries of humanity. Hey, while we are talkin' slavery and black babies, consider the partially born in America whose lives are ended halfway out of mom. Do these nameless faces matter to anyone? Aw....bobo.