Why is the euphimism for being tough "kicking ass"? Wouldn't that indicate the OPPOSITE, that you literally waited til the person turned around and then kicked them in the rear? That doesn't sound really tough, does it? How did this start? Wouldn't punching someone in the neck be more a propos? "Wow, what happened?" "Guy was talking shit so I punched him in the neck." or "How's the project going?" "Punching it in the fucking neck, boss!" Seems awfully ironic to me. From now on I'm replacing "kicking ass" with "punching fucking necks."
As Opie's dw would say: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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You forehead, you.
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