What is it with all these rappers coming out with clothing lines? They come in and they’re all supposedly super-tough hoods, getting shot up while knocking heads gang-banging. They tell us how “real!” it is where they are, brag about how hard they are. Then the second they sell 5 albums, it’s all about “please buy my clothes!” I mean, what’s more gay than dudes spending so much time on fashion? How tough can I really think you are if you’re sitting round bragging about your double-popped collared Polos? I’m supposed to be scared of 50 Cent, then I see this shit?
"Oh no, he's got a bat! and a sensible tri-blend windbreaker that's also available in a pastel!!!"
OOOooooooohh,G-Unit! SO scary!! Lemme guess, only $49.99, or $89.99 with bullet holes sewn in?
G-A-Y
And it seems like EVERY SINGLE RAPPER does this. That's a lot of clothing; how the fuck many stone-cold whack street wiggas can there be in the burbs to buy all this stupid shit?
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Good post.
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