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Friday, March 30, 2007

Girlfriend

George: What? I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: Depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you've been seeing her. What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: There might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?
George: (Pause) Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you've got here.
George: What?
Jerry: You got yourself a girlfriend.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!!!......it’s been one thing for Dubya to spurn the rest of the world while pissing all over the 299,850,000 Americans who aren’t millionaires. We have learned to live with King George not giving a shit about us; our vitriol for him matched only by our complete wonderment re: his absoulute incompetence. But...this? Pissing off his boyfriend in Saudi Arabia? No no no!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!! What can he do to make it up to you??!?!? Where’d Kobe get his “sorry I raped a girl at the hotel, baby” ring??!?!?

I’ve always been shocked nobody to this day has hammered Dubs for letting all those Saudis flying out of the country right after 9/11 even though almost all of the hijackers were ta-da!...Saudis. Now if after his boyfriend has grumbled Bush all of a sudden pulls out of Iraq, I’m calling “girlfriend.”

Past Xmas rant here, see #3

















"I told you already, I'm sorry...you know I love you...you want an egg cream? You like egg creams? Let's get an egg cream..."
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