Say What?

Flipping through the channels, as I’m want to do on Hump-Day Night, I click on the guide and see that coming up is “Untamed Heart.” Mmmmm my libido thumps on my vas deferens like it’s playing speedbag, Marisa Tomeii! An all-time Xmas girl. Then I see the program description:

“Minneapolis waitress falls for quirky busboy.”

“Quirky”? Really?

quirky – adjective “having a peculiarity of behavior; an idiosyncrasy”

I don't know if being a retarded mute with, oh yeah, a BABOON'S HEART qualifies as "quirky." A great pick-up line with the ladies? Maybe. But quirky? Nyet.















"Yo! Throw me one of them magazines!"