The Devil Went Down to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

FINALLY. What I been screaming for years now (though I don’t quite get his sci-fi thing); enough of this voting for good-ol-boys cause they’re “just like me!” nonsense. Your being a dumbass illiterate Southern fuckwad doesn’t make you a better American than me, and it certainly doesn’t qualify you to be President. If all we’re looking for is the Ultimate Southern Super-American Dumbass, why not say fuck it and go straight to the top:








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