Thursday, June 28, 2007

Assault on Breezing

CNN cuts away from Bill Cosby in the middle of an interview about inner-city pestilence, scrambling in a panic to not miss a moment of Paris getting out of "jail." Round the clock the last 24 hours, Ann Coulter spraying her flamethrower of hate simply because she's great ratings on "news networks." Spice Girls going on another "world tour." Nothing about the war, nothing about 20 beheaded bodies popping up in Iraq, CERTAINLY nothing about the White House refusing to turn over subpoened papers today.

So I'm begging you, anyone out there: will somebody PLEASE kidnap a pretty young blonde girl again so we can at least get back to SOME semblance of "news"? Please?

4 comments:

BayonneMike said...

You're a bit self-contradictory today, Xmas. Lamenting the lack of real news on TV in one post and your Spice Girl fantasies in the next. Who are you? A Man of Substance or The Junk Man? You should pick one and stick with it since one cancels out the other.

Angelissima said...

Lets say he's well-rounded and leave it at that, shall we?

Gina said...

....It seems that the Spice girls represent his sexy side and the news debacle is his curmudgeon in the making side. Too much time on one side, and he needs to flip...

Anonymous said...

A man for all spices, slices and vices...