Born a Rambler

I was listening to "Heard it in a Love Song" last night and I started thinking boy, does that even happen anymore? Dude shifts from woman to woman, staying around for a while before moving on, shuffling on down the line without even saying goodbye, squinting into the sun through a Diner window drinking black coffee. Could a dude really slip away like that anymore? Wouldn't it be more like slipping away in the night, maybe leaving a note, thinking you're gone and won't see her again, on to the next town and...damn! your cell phone rings. Don't answer...BEEP!..fuck! a text!! alright, alright...aww, shit, Blackberry blowing up she's emailing me and....shit, is that me on Google Earth? fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!! Look up from your booth, there she is at the entrance with a frying pan, Mrs. Snuffy Smith style. Can't be right.