Here Come the Cougars

Coupla weeks ago a friend of mine dropped the term "Cougar"; ie older chick on the prowl for younger dudes. Since then I haven't gone three minutes without hearing the term; from NYC all the way to Tappahannock VA and back again. I have never heard a new term set ablaze this quickly, even in this age of the internet and sickle cell. Yesterday I heard it on The View and on PTI and I joked to the Barber that if Regis drops it, I'm saying something. Just flipped during a "Dawson's Creek" commercial (second episode ever - Dawson's whore mom busted by Joey!!!!) and within seconds King Regis BAM!!! says Cougar. What the fuck.

My cougar resume here.

















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