No Wonder Kids Hate Baseball

Not only is he my most hated ballplayer, but Curt Schilling's blog B L O W S. Fucking christ, EVERY entry an intro paragraph is the same "golly, I was terrible, thanks to my teammates we won..." blah blah. We get it, you're pretending to be modest, move on!!!! Always followed by a 50000 word pitch by pitch analysis. "So then I threw a curveball...then a slider...then a cutter...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Hey dipshit, anyone who cares to read this shit SAW THE GAME! We don't need the not-so-instant replay! Almost as bad as during the games you'll sit through a 12-pitch at-bat, only to have the announcers immediately show you every single pitch over again. I JUST SAW IT!!! If you need to stall, scan the fucking crowd for some titties for chrissake. Enough with this horseshit. And I don't wanna see another ballplayer's "musings" unless it's a daily account of the post-game spread. And I don't just mean the legs.