Veep Veep!

Hey, what's the deal with ex-presidents running for vp? It's legal right; wasn't Ford gunning to be Ronnie's bff? Wouldn't it be great if at the convention Hillary ditches whomever she had picked and announces "Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce the next vice president of the United States...the Dylan to my own Brenda, the Tony to my Angela, Mr. William Jefferson Even Black Girls Gottsta Shout Clinton!!!!!" Bill shoots out a trapdoor doing a backflip, sax blaring "Don't Stop", hits the mic and, after the 20-minute applause dies down, says "what can I say, fat Jewish chicks do it better; now can we get back to bidness?" (deafening roar)