Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Hills.

Out of loyalty to my new girl LC, I'm trying to sit through an episode of "The Hills." Cannot do it. I guess I'm about 400 episodes behind and have no idea who's who or the backstories. All I can tell so far is all the titties are big and fake, the boyfriends are amazingly stupid and the girls are even dumber for having said boyfriends. But luckily everyone is filthy rich, so that makes it all okay.

But one thing I've noticed is whenever these girls run into each other, they always say that the other is pretty. It's their version of "hello." "Hey!...oh, you look so pretty." "Thanks! You're pretty too!" Every time. Dudes don't do this. We don't greet each other by remarking on looks. "Ronnie, you're so handsome today!" "Shit thanks Dan, you look cute too." Do girls always do this in real life? Have I just never noticed? Very interesting. ah, MTV reality shows: always teaching.

1 comment:

BayonneMike said...

Guys are the opposite. Always on the lookout for the putdown. "Holy shit, you look like you ate a house!"

Actually, women are like that, too, but it's done behind the scenes.