Well Big, Fat Hairy Surprise

Gee. What a surprise. Was this the worst-kept Hollywood secret since it was revealed ALF was a puppet? Christ. I do love how she passes around the blame, tho. It was OJ behind the grassy knoll that was holding the fried cabbage with a gun to her head!! You're fat, you're ugly, and you still will never make my Xmastime All Fat & Ugly Squad I'd Still Fuck. The ultimate indignity.
















Yes, dude is crying.