You know, one thing we officially have to stop having to hear is this “everything changed after 9-11!!” bullshit the administration and it’s asinine apologists keep trying to throw at us. Cause if we were “serious!” about something as important as airport security following 9-11, maybe we would have as much security as possible actually, you know, SECURING the airport instead of hanging out in the bathrooms waiting to pounce on some lewd behavior.
And ooooh, what a bust, boys! Let’s see…caught a guy hiding his turban, hiding his explosives? Nah. Someone shoving some kilos of smack up their ass? Nyet. No no, even better, you caught someone who MIGHT have given out a signal that he wanted to engage in consensual gay sex. Congratulations Deputy Dawg! You fucking saved us!!! Hoooooorraaaaaaaaaaaaay, America!!!!
So let’s stop pretending that our need for real security exceeds our insatiable thirst for juicy, sexual GOTCHA!!! moments. And ask yourself this question while we’re at it: if we found Nathalie Holloway in a Hooters uniform and Bin Laden on the same day, which would be on the front page the next day?
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did Paris get her hair cut?
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