Thursday, September 20, 2007
Hold Up a Second....
...whoa, whoa whoa...who is this mystery girl from The Hills; a little slice of dick shed heaven I've missed all along? I'm proclaiming my love for Lauren, thnking bout cheating on her with Audrina, and the whole time Whitney's been here, lurking in the shadows? Could SHE be the real Mrs. Xmastime of the show? Runaway teef, smoking lil body...hmm. Gonna hafta do a little..."research"...Whitney, welcome the stable.
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Jesus, you would probably snap those legs in two if you got on top of that. Joe Tex had a hit about skinny legs like that. He was right.
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