"I Write the Songs, and Am Apparently an Idiot"

No one wants to punch Elizabeth Hasselback in the neck more than me (tho I’d love to get my Chicklets on those pregnant, fattening by the day titties!!) But Barry Manilow? Refusing to sit next to her? Barry, camon, you’re...Barry Manilow. Are you worried about getting asked questions about the tax code? Immigration? You’re fucking Barry Manilow – show up, croon out one of your numbers, swear repeatedly you’re not gay and move the fuck on!!!!