Methinks You are Trying Too Hard....

....Eva. We get it. You wanna be Mrs. Xmastime. But you ain't gotta buy up every can of Hormel there is baby; I'll still get up in that queef sender!!!!!











PS - what size are those fucking cans? All I ever get is the little ones...where is this wonderland paradise she's shopping at, where the Hormel is the size of a country ham?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!