Poooooooor Owen

"The thing I don’t understand about the suicide person is the people who try and commit suicide for some reason they don’t die and that’s it. They stop trying. Why? Why don’t they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact it’s worse because now they’ve found out one more thing you stink at. Okay, that’s why these people don’t succeed in life to begin with. Because they give up too easy. I saw, pills don’t work, try a rope. Car won’t start in the garage, get a tune up. You know what I mean? There’s nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you have set for yourself." Jerry Seinfeld

So now it seems that this wasn't the first time Owen Wilson has tried to commit suicide. And no, I don't just mean Shanghai Nights. Am I the only person kinda hoping he makes this happen, saving the world from the next 637 Wilson/Wilson/Stiller/Vaughn/Garafalo etc un-funny smarmfests?

Camon Owen, you can do it!!!!