Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tiffani Amber-Greasingmypole


Now see, this is what I get for working during the day and doing things like reading books. I haven’t seen the daily double of 90210 for about 2 weeks, flip to it right now and it turns out I completely missed the introduction of Val. Fuck! Already she’s been to Mexico and back and is about to drug Jonesy to get her mitts on a briefcase full of cash. Was there anyone even remotely as hot as her on tv in the mid-90s? Why isn’t she on every show on tv? Shouldn’t she be on a show with Alyssa Milano where they wrestle each other in a gravy boat and then sniff each other’s leather thongs for an hour? I’d pay to see that, mang. After all, I believe it was Dylan Thomas who once said “Rain cuts the place we tread.”

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