Taint Fair

Hmm. Stacy Peterson, the missing wife, is married to a guy who's been married four times - once to a woman who "accidentally" drowned in her bathtub. So...dude has a "MIGHT have killed my wife" on his resume, and yet another woman marries him afterwards? And I can't get a gotdam date from Doris the One-Armed Monkey Fuck at the Nest? Fucking hell.

And take a good look at Peterson's pic in the article...remind you of another "missing" wife?















or, even better: