They Try to Make Me Go To Rehab, I Say YES! YES! YES!

I saw some preview on tv that now there's a reality show on celebrity rehab. Cameras follow around "celebrities" as they go through rehab to conquer their addictions...one of which seems to be, of course, being on camera. And I put the quotes around "celebrities" because the only name I even remotely recognized is Daniel Baldwin. Famous of course for being even less recognizable than his brother Stephen and getting caught drunk in a hotel lobby yelling one night. Heady stuff, yes. Who could possibly be into this - is there someone stupid enough to think we're gonna get a real celeb on the show one day? I'm sorry, but if you think you're gonna get any footage of Lindsey Lohan having her hair held back while she pukes into the toilet in rehab you'e out of luck...you'll hafta look at pictures of her doing that in the clubs on the pages of InTouchLife&StyleUSWeeklyNationalEnquirerTheNewYorkPostPrettyMuchAnyPieceofPaperOnSaleataNewstand like everybody else.

Watching F- celebrities in rehab? This is what it's come to? Are there really any more lines to cross? Are we really one step away from a reality show on celebrities' children's funerals? Celebrity suicides? I got it - cameras inside "celebrity" caskets: instead of making them think they're fat and giving them eating disorders, now we can watch them literally rot away in the box after they're gone. Sign me up!