If you're gonna ask me for money, please don't be over 300 lbs. It's not that I don't believe that you're homeless,or that life has dealt you a cruel blow and you're in need. But it's tuff to pull off the ol' "I'm starving, please feed me" routine when you look like you devoured the Shoney's buffet and then took a three hour nap. I like my homeless to be gaunt - ie, believable. Camon, get in character for fuck's sake!!
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even my mother laughed at that one.
(and she's no small potatoes, either).
" That is so cute."
so do you cut loose with the change anyway?
xmas, you are fucking brilliant, I SHOULD read your blog every day... new year resolution? perhaps. think I'll add it in right after getting no parking tickets in '08. You can sway my vote tho...
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