Is There Even a Word for This?

"Judge admonishes R.Kelly for his lateness"? Really? What the fuck is that for - haven't we been waiting for Kelly to show up in a courtroom for almost four years now? Child porn we can wait on, but now the judge might come down on him cause he's a little bit late after all this time? Really? This is like a mother letting me fist her kid but being pissed at me dragging mud in on her floors, isn't it?