Thursday, December 06, 2007

Little Drummer Boy

I'll say what everyone else is thinking: the kid's drumming fucking sucks. Does he even hear the fucking song that's playing? Is he a fucking idiot? Wait, I'm sorry...sickle cell? But his little dance at the end is funny, so fuck it. Is there a definitive Little Drummer Boy? I'm partial to that slow, super sad one that sounds like kids singing that makes me wanna cry for 20 minutes before slitting my own throat. "I am a poor boy too", "I have no gift to bring"...am I not human!?!?? Do I not feel???! "I played my best for him" (waterworks, bursting) Although yes I DO rock, I am not A rock, people!!! Sigh. Here comes Christmas!!!

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