Chocolate

Can we go a single day without an article coming out about how much women cream over chocolate? According to these articles, a piece of chocolate shows up and these women immediately start orgasming, tearing their jeans off to satiate themselves. What the fuck. I guess my question is that if this is true, why haven't we come up with a chocolate cologne? Wouldn't that make incredible sense? Course, I guess in that case women would wear perfume that smells like the Golden Palace of the Himilayas, if you know what I mean. Or, even better, an Arby's. I'll tell you something - a women walks into the room smelling like Arby's, she starts out on third base with me.