The other night I commented on a girl's shirt by saying "hey, nice blouse."
"Blouse"? What the fuck? What kind of man says "blouse"? When did I become this guy? Why didn't I just say "hey, nice blouse, how many dicks do you think I can fit in my mouth?"
Gayness and nose hairs: winning the battle.
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hahahhah! I said "blouse" the other day also and had the exact same reaction. It was like my dead grandma was channeling fashion commentary through me.
"BLOUSE? did you just say...BLOUSE?"
My husband was dying. I was snorting green tea through my nostrils.
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