How'd We Miss This?

Am I dreaming, or did Lindsay Lohan play a stripper in a movie last year and nobody noticed? How is this possible? Isn't this what we've been waiting for all these years from her? She has cameras following her every second, she eats a bagel and it's on the front page, but the second she starts dancing on a pole for a film is the moment we all happen to look away for a second? What the fuck? Lindsay Lohan as a stripper, and nobody notices? You'd think the Commissioner coulda flashed the Guts-signal up in the sky, no? Man.