Heeeeeeeeeeeey, let's hear it for the fucking octogenarians that are always in front of me and the boy when we're going up the stairs in the subway. I'm carrying the entire stroller, plus him, plus whatever I've picked up from the store etc, and I always seem to get right behind some fucker mmoooooooooooooooseying their way up the steps, going slow so they can soak in every second before they shuffle off this Earth. Fuck!!!!!
"Hahahaha!!!! Maybe if you weren't hauling your fat ass around too it wiouldn't be so bad, you fat four-eyed motherfucker!!!!!"
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alittle off the topic but one time, I decided to take a baggage cart up the escalator...and it stuck at the top. Needless to say...the people coming up behind it? well...thankfully someone managed to throw it out of the way before a huge pile-up occured.
Somehow, your carrying a stroller and a baby and other stuff up the steps with people holding you up brought that near tragedy to mind.
Carry on, Manny Moped.
that is one good lookin' boy!
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