Am I High?

Hold up. I know we're supposed to be obsessing on the image of someone other than his wife fucking Mr. Paper Mache Head, but did anyone notice McCain voted against a bill that would ban waterboarding and other torture methods? What the fuck, I thought he was the "he was tortured so he would never allow it, he's Mr. Honorable Soldier" candidate? Did I only dream I had read that a million times before? What a Douchy McDoucherson. And in a hundred year war like McCain is hoping for, that's a lot of fucking water.