Are we supposed to be moved by Chris Atkins and Brooke Shield becoming lovers in "The Blue Lagoon"? Big fucking deal - they're the only people on the fucking island. Eventually yeah, you'd hafta say well, I'm tired of sticking my dick in a coconut...guess it's you and me now...
And no shit he's gonna be into her. It's Brooke Shields! Gee! What a mystery! They shoulda used Rosie O'Donnell instead. He can fall in love with her, now that's a fucking love story worth rooting for. Well. Maybe the radio version. But still.
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