Dial-a-Gordon

I'm watching "Kitchen Nightmares" right now and it occurs to me boy, wouldn't it be great if everybody had someone at the top of their own profession come in for a week and really show them how to kick ass at their job? I was daydreaming about hanging out with my own vocation's version of Gordon Ramsay when it occured to me who that would probably be.






















Hmm. Maybe not so cool after all.