Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Oh Yeah. This'll Happen.

Anybody else pretty much have no faith in us pulling this one off? Let's see: the military, the Pentagon, and this administration getting together to shoot this thing outta the sky. The people for whom the phrase "the gang that couldn't shoot" was coined. Year after year of bungled military decisions, botched plans and complete ineptitude and we're supposed to believe they can pull this off? Seems like the only thing these people have successfully pulled off is the assassination of Pat Tillman, no? Christ. Pull up a lawn chair and a bucket of popcorn for this one. Tho I am surprised Prezdick hasn't used this opportunity to scare the hell out of us and ratchet the Terror Alert up. "There's an evil, radical missile coming at us! It wants to destroy us cause it hates our freedom!" Next thing you know we're giving $100B more to Halliburton and we hafta let the government know every time we jerk off to "Who's the Boss." Christ.

And why does this cost $60M? Can't we just get Bruce Willis to do it? Film it, call it "Die Hard 5" and MAKE some money off it? Camon.

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