Audiotape? WTF?

Can somebody please teach Osama Bin Laden how to use a fucking computer? Christ. Hey shitforbrains, have you not heard of YouTube? Get your own fucking blog!! Then you can proclaim the downfall of western civilization AND make your NCAA picks, all in real time. What's next, your little "messages" etched in stone a la Moses? Camon bro. You can kill 3000 Americans, but you got no vehicle for your "Stuff Batshit Jihadists Like" material? Disappointing.