Dude. Enough!!

Can this motherfucker stop apologizing for everything under the sun? For fuck's sake, shut the fuck up! We get it, you're not Jesus, you're not perfect. Wonderful. Number one, nobody cares about you. Nobody. Spitzer was actually elected and except for some folks on Wall Street nobody fucking noticed him for two years. Nobody cares. And number two, while Americans are idiot barking seals when it comes to applauding apologies, we don't need you to apologize for EVERYthing. Jesus Christ. We got a blind guy who's gonna start apologizing for popping JFK from the school book depository the next seocnd a camera points in his direction. Does this guy actually work, or does he just fucking apologize all day long? The Larry David of governors. Oh wait, special report breaking in...oh goody, guess what Paterson is solemnly apologizing for NOW:













"I...I made a mistake. I'm so sorry."