Finally, Someone with Solutions: ME!

I am sick and fucking tired of people claiming we hafta stay in Iraq because it's too dangerous to pull out; that a clean pullout is impossible and not even worth trying. Not only do I absolutely disagree with this notion, but I know who is the one man in the country who could brilliantly pull this off without any trouble whatsoever: Bob Irsay. Someone get a fucking shovel! Let's do this!