I am now taking applications to find a woman to accompany me to nice restaurants. Halfway through our meal I will pretend to propose marriage, wherein the ensuing emotion and excitement of your squealing and crying from sheer joy will touch the staff's heartstrings to the tune of us getting our expensive meal for, ta-da...FREE!
Please be prepared to pay full cost of the meal should the restaurant not be so thrilled for our true love as to foot the bill. Also, be bangin enough to make it believable to lookers-on that I'd wanna get up in you for the rest of my life. Good luck ladies!
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