Thursday, March 13, 2008

New Low, Table for One

A minute ago I realized oh my god....I ain't beat off in two days. Now, just so you people understand how low I am, I actually felt guilty...I felt as if I was a husband who had forgotten his wife's birthday. I was like. "oh shit..." I honestly spent the last 10 minutes apologizing to myself, wondering what the fuck was wrong with me, I even asked myself "Are you alright?"

Classic fights with my wife? Nah. Fights with my best girl? Nah. Boyfriend/girlfriend snit? Nah.

It's come down to I'm actually nagging myself to masturbate. Fucking christ. Wow.

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