Sign THIS, Mofo

I just glanced at the Yankees game on tv and they were showing Hall of Fame, All-time Indian legend Bob Feller outside the stadium signing autographs. Now, I don't know if Bob gets money for this. And even if he's doing it for money cause he has to, I ain't crying for him - he got to play ball for a living, he's a living legend and even in worst-case scenario of signing balls cause he has to, there's worse ways to make some money (tho I doubt it's cause he needs rent money.) But. for fucks sake. If I'm Bob Feller, do I hafta wear the fucking uniform? What am I, Bozo the fucking Clown? I'm Bob fucking Feller!!!