Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Such Hypocrites

I've noticed that when it comes to our elected officials, we love to play the pious card - if he cheats on his wife, we'll bring him down!!

How come that doesn't apply to any other job? I'll tell you what: you can cry about a politician getting a blowjob from a prostitute if you have successfully vetted your surgeon. Oh, I'm sorry - doctor who removed your tumor cheated on his wife? Weeeeeelll, guess what? Tumor back in! Sorry, but infidelity trumps cancer! Hope you die without too much pain, fuckface! Slick lawyer got you off of embezzlement? Oh but gee whiz, he felt up a woman 14 years ago at a Christmas party - guess what? Re-trial!!!! You're fucked!!!!! But don't you feel better, at least from now on he'll be faithful to his wife!! Yaaaaaaaaay, now you have a boyfriend!

If your stockbroker has made you any money over the last year and OH MY GOSH! turns out he's been unfaithful, you have to return all the money you made. It's that simple. Cause hey, we don't expect results in this country, we just expect fidelity. Right?

Fucking full of shit. And yes, I know prostitution is illegal. But it's all gotcha!-sex faux indignation nonsense.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

in the words of the method man:

"There ain't no nostalgia to this shit. There's just the street, and the game, and what happen here today."