Tuesday, April 29, 2008

American Idol

8:31pm.

This is by far the worst fucking 30 minutes of Idol I've ever witnessed. This is fucking unwatchable. Syesha wins Round 1 cause she actually, you know, SANG!. The other fuckwits have become so enamored with their instruments, and they let themselves get carried by the band that they're merely talking into the mic, a la Lou Reed. They should just come out and read diner menus. This is the first night I've ever thought you know what, I can fucking do better than this. Simon should walk out. This is fucking atrocious. Next year they need to say NO BAND, NO INSTRUMENTS. Fucking sing. Unreal.

Saving Grace? Paula's wasted.

1 comment:

Gina said...

uh..i think you need to refocus your criticisms on Neil Diamond?
over in the corner?