Andrew Lloyd Webber

The funny thing about Andrew Lloyd Webber being on Idol the other night is that his name has passed so far into the cultural lexicon that I was slightly surprised he 1) was an actual person and 2) was still alive. Right? You hear that name since you're born, some mysterious name so attached to Broadway plays you eventually forget he's not only a real person, but one that's still around. Hmm. Maybe I can spend another entire sentence saying the exact same thing again? Anyways. Weird. Like the day I find out the clitoris actually exists, I suppose.