Enough!!!!!

I love Hell's Kitchen (surprise.) But I've had it with the weekly "Next week on Hells Kitchen..." bits after every show. For fuck's sake; EVERY episode "has to be seen to be believed!!" The hyperbole is is cringe-worthy; it always sounds like that movie-trailer guy re-creating the classic Suzyn Waldman announcing Clemens is coming back to the Yankees moment. And eeeeeeeeeevery one of these stupid things hints of a trip to the hospital after one of the chefs has done "THE UNTHINKABLE!!!!" and has therein had his/her head sawwed off by Gordon and minced into a flambe (shot of open-mouthed chefs followed by ambulance pulling away.) Christ. EVERY FUCKING WEEK!! For fuck's sake, people watch because of Ramsay. We don't need this shit to watch, to think "oh, maybe next week something will happen?"

Oh, and numbnuts: it's not "unthinkable" if someone has, you know...already thought of it and done it. Enough. Calm the fuck down with these promos!!