Sunday, April 20, 2008

Who Decides These Things?

I see that TBS is showing all three installations of the Major League franchise. But for some reason, they're showing them in reverse order. From # to the original. What the fuck? If you have all three, and you're gonna show all three, why wouldn't you show them in order? Why would you show them in reverse order? Wouldn't this be like jizzing all over a girl's back, then fucking her form behind, then her on top, then missionary, then her blowing you, then you getting up in them titties, then you making out with her, then you putting on "The Best of Peabo Bryson Vol IV" while dimming the lights, then buying her dinner, then slipping a roofie into her appletini, then calling her up to ask her out, then emailing her an excerpt from Robert Browning and claiming it as your own, then stalking her through your cousin's roommate who works with her? Can we allow for a natural order to things? Man.

3 comments:

Gina said...

probably some frigid old gal who has no clue about baseball and hasn't experienced your brand of graphic sex in many many years. kinda hits home. isn't it sad that some of us can only dream of normal relationships while this jackass has to ruin the only truly decent fun you can have.

write your congressman. Forward this post.

Gina said...

PS. aren't you forgetting something there?


GET TO MASS!

Nerdhappy said...

The thing I love about this is that there definitely was a meeting in a board room, and some brazen young intern said, "Why dont we show them in reverse order?".

Silence for four seconds. Then, reluctant acceptance followed by a chorus of approval and pats on the back.

They dont call it the super station for nothing.